11./ A Balti fit for a King

So I was in Broomhill in Sheffield about to get my hair cut and buy a few bits and bats and I saw that Balti King do a three course lunch for £6.50. I was quite tempted, but thought to get my haircut first. Then this basically drunk beggar type of character comes up to me. I brushed him away, as you do, I knew he wanted money for booze. Then I actually caught what he was saying, he wanted an onion bhaji. Anyway, I’m one of those fools who find it easier to pay for someone else to have a three course meal than to treat themselves to one.

So I did. And the guys in the restaurant were kind. Really kind. And I felt good about it, and I’ll treat myself another time.

Then went for a haircut and came out looking like Kevin Keegan. And my girlfriend scowled at me. The end.