It’s not falling off stage that counts. It’s getting back up and moving on up!
Loved the Bros concert at the weekend, broke up a cat fight during cat amongst the pigeons (actually there was 2 cats and they ended up getting sent to the pound by security.)
Matt fell off stage, apparently he always does it, it’s like his trademark thing. Fortunately for him he didn’t land amongst the thousands of now middle aged Brossetts elsewise he would’ve been last seen making escape down Brixton High St, absent trousers and any other modesty.
A cat amongst the pigeons is one thing. A Matt amongst the birds in the front six rows has more pressing concerns.