Can someone tell the internet I don’t want to wear this?
Do I want to look like I’m wearing medeival armour made from felt?
Do I want to look like I raided the dressing up box at the local museum?
Am I going to a fancy dress party but just don’t know it yet?
Then why must the internet keep trying to sell me this thing?!
Please but no thank you.
Dear internet. I don’t want to wear this. Please don’t make me.